poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut

dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me

by eggshitter February 11, 2019

SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

poo

It can be anything, it can be used whenever and it can be used as a noun or adjective or a verb.

"The weather is poo!"

by Chicken Wing With Somethings September 26, 2018

Poo Cheese

Something that is straight bullshit or wack AF

Homeboy1... Say man you see them new LeBron's
Homeboy2... Yeah bro, them hos poo cheese like a mufuka

Dude1.... Say bro fire up the blunt
Dude2.... Damn bro I smoked it while you were gone
Dude1.... Maaaan that's poo cheese like a mfr

by Smartmouthasshole October 2, 2018

Poos tim

A male who is confronted by a misses/mistress or female accomplice who is in need of a bowel cleansing

I caught up with Dave last night for a Poos Tim. It was a bit awkward.

by Omega Poos Tim May 29, 2018