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Parked

Something that’s going nowhere, like a parked car.
“Dude, the next spider-verse movie is so *parked*, they’re never making it.”
by JohnPlump February 16, 2025
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Drastic Park

Oh, you see that guy singing. He tries to be like Tom.
He is such a Drastic Park!
by Oh, shucks! February 15, 2021
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Spruce Park

A ghetto park in Lynnwood Washington. Many hoopers come out in the summer to test their skills against other hoopers in the area, and many drug users come out to just smoke in the forest...all year round. Spruce Parks hosts many "gang get togethers" as well.
Guy 1: Ay some niggas from Terrace are beefin where should we tell them to go?

Guy 2: Why not Spruce Park?

Guy 1: GOOD THINKIN! Then we can smoke that dro in the forest once we're done!
by DaLynnwoodNigga August 1, 2012
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Golden Parking Spot

When you get into a really bad neighborhood at night, and you find an open parking spot under a street light. (Cars parked under streetlights are less likely to be robbed, vandalized, or donut forked (See Donut Forking)
I Got so lucky last night when I went to a party, I found a Golden Parking Spot!
by Winter The Wolf September 25, 2015
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Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.

In doing so they either sell or leave behind most of their belongings, hence the term 'Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas', as Headingley and Hyde Park are large student areas in Leeds.
Hyde Park Christmas or Ls6mas is a phrase used by Leeds locals, that refers to a specific time of year (June 25th-July 3rd), where 50,000 Leeds university students all simultaneously move house or graduate and leave the city.

'Yoo I can't wait for Hyde Park Christmas last year I picked up a free 32" tv and someone sold me their MacBook Pro for £30, these students will leave behind anything'
by Ngh1802 July 1, 2023
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South Park Guys

I know THEY aren't talking.
Hym "Because now every time I see a bad movie I'm going to think about Indian Jones getting raped over a pin ball table. THAT'S you. That's the fucking south park guys. I know they're not talking over there. That would be crazy. Can you imagine that? That would be nutz-brainz. Raped 3 different times in the episode. But that would be wild bro. I don't even know what I would say."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
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Park

Park (verb):
To park is to undertake the act of terminating an entity's existence, typically through violent or deliberate means. This term, often associated with clandestine activities, denotes the deliberate cessation of life functions, resulting in the permanent cessation of vital processes. Synonymous with "terminate" or "eliminate," park conveys the intentional and irreversible cessation of life, often executed with precision and discretion. It is crucial to note that in common usage, park may refer to the termination of both animate and inanimate entities, implying a sense of finality and permanence to the cessation of existence.
by Hyperzhou March 29, 2024
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