What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.
Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed
Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?
Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us
Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?
Gabriel: Yes daddy
Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?
Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us
Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?
Gabriel: Yes daddy
Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
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Man 3: What the fuck is happening
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