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Boner

What you have when you stare at your male friend in class and dream about rubbing his dick against yours. You want him to pin you to the wall and pull down your pants, penetrating you as you moan breathlessly into the wall. You want another girl you see to strip and suck your dick tenderly as you deep throat your friend’s dick, using your hands to feel his smooth tender skin. You then penetrate the girl as he penetrates you, fiddling with her tits and even when everyone cums all over each other you continue, sucking each other dry. Thats when you have a boner in class and disappear during break to the toilet to jerk off for the rest of break to a photo of your friend in your phone, and spend the rest of the lesson rubbing your dick slightly till you are dismissed and go to a mcdonalds with your friend to ambush him in the toilet with your dick out while he is pissing and penetrate him, getting piss all over you and also fellatio-ing him against the bathroom wall.
Hot Gabriel : look at Kean, I really want him to dominate me in bed

Tristan:(reaches out and grabs gabriels dick) Looks like you’ve got a boner mate, wanna rub it off?

Gabriel: Yeah but only if we can do it where people can see us

Tristan: How about I humiliate you in public then?

Gabriel: Yes daddy

Tristan: Suck me harder you little whore
by Horny SWC bottom November 28, 2022
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Boner

A person who loves Boneworks from Stress Level Zero
Man 1: Dude, do you like boneworks?
Man 2: Wait, you are a Boner too?!
Man 1: Yeah man!
Man 3: What the fuck is happening
by Arthur Ford May 26, 2022
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No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.
No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.
by landkkiwi November 5, 2023
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Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.
My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.
by Chazmataz December 23, 2014
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gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.
You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?
by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018
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Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.
I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.
by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022
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Boner

Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue
I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass
by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018
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