Jesus pussy

Used in any context

Mainly used to express feelings or emotions
Jesus pussy, that girl has a phat ass!
by Brenny111 September 19, 2022
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Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.
"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."
by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
by urfavhater November 23, 2021
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
by urfavhater November 23, 2021
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Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.
Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!
by Pennella August 15, 2017
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Jesus Goodbye

When someone announces their departure from a social gathering, disappears for a while, and then unexpectedly returns, much like Jesus' resurrection.
Tom executed the ultimate Jesus goodbye at the dinner party, informing everyone he was heading home, only to reappear an hour later with a fresh round of drinks
by SausageTunnel March 31, 2024
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Jesus Stepper

Father Maurice from Sister Act was the OG Jesus Stepper
by 313.Lynn January 29, 2024
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