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Bird on a wire

When you hang your balls over your finger
"I just showed my boywife my bird on a wire"
"Wow cute balls hon, I love your bird on a wire"
by Ibitsu February 3, 2025
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dirty bird

A dirty bird is the word for a KFC in the state of Kentucky.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go to the dirty bird?
Person 2: Hell yeah I do!
by Czecho_Slovakia January 1, 2023
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Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out
Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man
by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015
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Going the way of the dodo bird

A phrase used by doofus’s to attempt to sound intelligent when in all reality it only makes the speaker sound like a dodo bird.
Hey Wally, don’t look into anything that might make us money, that shit’s going the way of the dodo bird around here.
by Gov’t Cheese January 13, 2023
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#Bird Vag

Its said to describe a woman's vagina if its extremely small
she got a f*cking #Bird Vag
by ElieTheBelly June 16, 2018
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Beater bird

Scott’s ruinning my group texts with his beater bird
by Coolguy865162926371 August 6, 2018
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Dirty Bird

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.

In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."

You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!

Person 2: I did. That's called skill.

Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.

Example 2

Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.

Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023
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