white cream

a slang word for cum. cum is slang for semen.
by catcatcher10 May 5, 2023
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Cream catcher

*looking in bra and underwear drawer*
“Man it looks like I need to buy myself some new cream catchers”
by Ermmaeads July 13, 2021
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creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)
Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.
by Scoob0023 June 24, 2016
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English Cream

When two homosexual Englishmen jerk each other off to completion, after a night of drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream
At a bar called Patti’s Pub, Nigel & Rick left together to English Cream at Nigel’s apartment.
by ChiefQ May 15, 2022
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Danger Cream

Ice cream sold by strange men in the back of a van.
Emily couldn't resist the Danger Cream.
by Danger Cream Expert February 27, 2024
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Cream custard

The thick white, cream cheese-like moisture that drips from the vagina signifying the time of the month the woman is most susceptible to engaging with red flagged dicks; alternatively can be named after the aftermath of such a sexually charged exchange of bodily fluids.
Julia: Dude, I'm not sure I want to stay in tonight. I broke my favorite toy a month ago and I've had a cream custard for like a week.

Seth: Idk you should probably just thug it out until you find someone you like.

Julia: *already in the shower*
by Afrobeatsyourcheeks December 12, 2023
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