by Extonix October 20, 2017
Get the big eye ball mug.A word describing someone who doesn't know when to stop talking and kills all the jokes within a group. Someone who tends to be oblivious to jokes directed at him and actually took the time to investigate a made up word on urbandictionary.com
by Justin bateman April 5, 2009
Get the Six Eye Six mug.Horny Eye Syndrome (HES) is an affliction rising from a lack of sexual intercourse, and can often prove to be quite dangerous. It is chiefly suspected when a person of prior good taste selects a heinous individual and genuinely acts as if that person is sexually attractive. It is mainly an optical problem, as the eyes of the HES sufferer have been reprogrammed by the brain and seek out the opposite sex to admire, regardless of appearance. However, since the brain has implemented this new system in an attempt to get its owner laid, and thus prevent itself from being shot out of its nice cosy head, this can also be classed as a psychological issue.
Symptoms include:
Flirting with any member of the opposite sex aged 16-100
Watching enough porn to mentally corrupt Satan
Breaking off, mid sentence, to stare at an extremely unimpressive person
Suddenly considering hoody wearing chavs to be sexy
Shocking outbursts of temper and/or crying
Muttering "I would!" after every mildly attractive person passes
Acting like a hyperactive, oversexed teen every time a genuinely attractive person comes into view.
Treatment involves either;
A group of generous friends willing to pay for a prostitute.
A REALLY generous friend of the opposite sex,
Sex with a totally horrifying person, (Which ususally leads to immediate self diagnosis of HES as soon as the act is complete)
Wanking oneself into a coma.
Symptoms include:
Flirting with any member of the opposite sex aged 16-100
Watching enough porn to mentally corrupt Satan
Breaking off, mid sentence, to stare at an extremely unimpressive person
Suddenly considering hoody wearing chavs to be sexy
Shocking outbursts of temper and/or crying
Muttering "I would!" after every mildly attractive person passes
Acting like a hyperactive, oversexed teen every time a genuinely attractive person comes into view.
Treatment involves either;
A group of generous friends willing to pay for a prostitute.
A REALLY generous friend of the opposite sex,
Sex with a totally horrifying person, (Which ususally leads to immediate self diagnosis of HES as soon as the act is complete)
Wanking oneself into a coma.
It was clear to everyone else in the park that Janet was suffering from Horny Eye Syndrome, as she walked seductively over to Barry, and watched him eating his burger, her expression clearly showing that she found the sauce dripping down his many chins to be highly erotic. Although it would indeed be cruel to allow her to leave with the morbidly obese Barry, her friends had certainly had enough of trying to reign in her Horny Eyed antics...and so they turned a blind eye as the pair disappeared, confident that self diagnosis would take place in aprroximately 10 minutes time.
by MagickDio June 3, 2010
Get the Horny Eye Syndrome mug.Closed-Eye hallucinogenic effects caused by LSD , Shrooms , LSA , Salvia etc..
When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "
Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.
The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
When the user closes there eyes they will see multi-colored patterns, shapes or images such as "A rainbow spiral of smiley faces "
Commonly the user will see a "rainbow" or "spectrum" of colors such as red, green, orange, yellow and blue.
The more mental power the user has over the substance the more they are able to manipulate there visuals.
After consuming two hits of acid I felt very euphoric. Within twenty minutes I had some really crazy closed eye visuals.
by chuckthefuk January 18, 2006
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Bro 1: "Have you seen that girls eyes?!"
Bro 2: "Blue Grey?"
Bro 1: "Ya man...I feel like we already have a connection"
Bro 2: "How did I know? You love blue grey eyes too much bro"
Bro 2: "Blue Grey?"
Bro 1: "Ya man...I feel like we already have a connection"
Bro 2: "How did I know? You love blue grey eyes too much bro"
by jbb2pureamericanmuscle December 27, 2011
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Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015
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