penis liquidate

like vagina slay but for people without penis

OMG ur soooo penis liquidate

penis liquidate by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

penis massacre 

vagina slay but aggressive towards dick

ur so gunna penis massacre

penis massacre by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

penis amongus 

its when your being a stinky penis

your a stinker, stop being a penis amongus

penis amongus by imgonnagetthemilk April 12, 2022

Penis music 

An insult used against corny music

Person 1“Have you heard this before *plays penis music*
Person 2“No lol what is that penis music lmao”

Penis music by Easter island statue May 3, 2022

Penis Man

Someone who has such a big cock

Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man

Penis Man by sQUIRELL4EW May 22, 2022

penis stuck in a door 

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.

Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

penis stuck in a door by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022

penis at the disco 

When a guy whips his dick out at the disco most likely while dancing

I wrote this from back stage lol

Random guy: *whips dick out at the disco*
Timmy: *points* penis at the disco!

penis at the disco by raybeez May 24, 2022