whale penis

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

penis-fight

when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other mean unapeeing words. hahah get it peeing

have a penis-fight in bed

by bbboooobie mama July 23, 2009

Penis Garage

A whores vag which is good for nothing else but storing a penis, and its forth-comming cum/junk.

1: dude where do you store your shit?
2: in that dirty whores penis garage!!!
1: ooooooooh snap

by kayla292929 December 31, 2008

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 13, 2003

penis leach

one who wont get off my dick.

i got some good shit and now my cousin josh is a penis leach.

by mclout October 6, 2009

Penis Doctor

A person who exmines a penis (most likely a woman)

Dude 1 : Man!! i need to go see my penis doctor!!!
Dude 2 : Me too! whos your doctor?
Dude 1 : MEGAN FOXXX DUH??!

by Penis doctor April 21, 2010

Tie penis

A tie that goes under your shirt and out, if you wear a jumper over your shirt and tie and your tie hangs below your jumper its a tie penis, most common with yr 7s in fact i can pick 7 a day.

Ah for god sake nich you have a tie penis!!!

by stephencame2ndinthewankingcomp January 17, 2010