Porn

The reason a clear history button was invented and also the reason spider man exists.

"Porn is the best thing on the internet!"

by Pls don't sue September 25, 2019

Porning

Porning verb

watching porn as a sport.

Ray: What sport do you play?

Mina: Porning

by idk wjat 2 do here December 9, 2022

comfort-porn clothes

Clothes you only wear around the house when you are alone. Clothes you wouldn't be caught dead in if anyone was around.

When Matt showed up unexpected last week I was in my comfort-porn clothes, my hair was a disaster, and my mascara was smudged all over my face. No wonder he hasn't called.

by Senorita Chalupa April 13, 2016

Porn Star

…. my mom?

“ What do you wanna be when you grow up Jimmy?” Said the teacher.
“I wanna be a Porn Star!” Said Jimmy!

by bellabeeeeeeeeee April 2, 2022

Porn Gazing

The act of watching porn with someone and discussing key points of the pornography. May include what part caused you to bussanuttt.

Me-wanna do some porn gazing later?
Her-sure, let’s try the bdsm category tonight.

by Nawks November 20, 2018

pensioner porn

A type of erotica, usually in the form of a romance novel or story, which to most under the age of sixty five, is just some lame smut, but to a pensioner, it is the sexiest thing since short legged drawers.

Harold: Hey Beth, did you hear that Jackie Collins wrote a new book?
Beth: Oh yeah Harold, she's my favourite pensioner porn author!

by Johann Sebastian Snuff March 14, 2021

Porn

Hmm.. have you ever considered touching grass..?

Being Bored enough to search up "porn"
Perhaps try doing anything else other than sitting wherever you are and searching random Shit on this urban dictionary website

Have a good day.

Person: let me search up porn for some fucking reason
Person: well shit

by Weiss Schnee Deez nuts May 15, 2022