ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

Ur Mom

Who I sleep with every night

I love sleeping with ur mom

by The mom collector March 24, 2022

ur vagina a resigna

Ultimate insult.
Nothing else, because it's too powerful to describe as human.

Ur vagina a resigna

by john stromboli June 21, 2021

Ur Dad

Is used as a shitty comeback

‘You’re so gay!’
‘No “Ur dad”’

by UrDaddysMom May 29, 2019

Ur mom

Not ur dad

*Breathes in* .... suck ‘ur mom’

by oofcheesewotsits November 18, 2019

ur room is boring

What a girl says if she wants a guy to send dick pics

"Ur room is boring"

"i'm too tired to send dick pics srry"

by little yeety October 18, 2017

Ur mom

The woman or ...... Man? That birthed you .... LOLLLLLLLLL

Dang ur mom is weird.

by Why_not_lol November 1, 2020