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by Unmexicanoal1000 December 5, 2016
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Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand
Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant
by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016
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salt merchant

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.

Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.

Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!

Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
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mackenzie merchant

A Mackenzie Merchant is someone who's selfish and doesn't care about others in their life and use people just so they can be happy without caring about anyone else's feelings.
I don't want that Mackenzie Merchant in my life anymore.
by IkWhoYouAre March 12, 2017
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civil march

A civil march is when you claim to do something in a righteous way, which is just a rouse to riot and loot.
My television just died, we should have a civil march so I can replace it.
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respect merch

The best merch in the game supporting anti-bullying.
find it at www.ollieco.co.uk
by RespectMerch April 21, 2018
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youtuber merch

The thing that makes you lose respect for any YouTuber in 0,5 seconds
I just dropped some new youtuber merch on my lazy ass made website!!!!!!
by Nesquik nibba February 18, 2018
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