butt monkey

Name for a male homosexual.

One who pleasures himself inserting his penis in another man's butt hole. butt monkey is also in conjunction with the noises made while engaged in anal sex.

by wmotor December 31, 2008

monkey slap

A swift loose open handed slap applied to the top of someones head with a loose armed downward motion.

The bitch looked at me funny. So I monkey slapped her.

by JeffL October 18, 2003

monkey fuck

The act by which a man penetrates and trusts into their partner while holding them. The penetrated partner is not in contact with the ground but may be leaned up against a wall

"I picked my wife up, she put her legs around my waist and I monkey fucked her."

by crapshooter111 July 3, 2007

Monkey Shit

An alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 Bananas, Whiskey, and Chocolate Syrup. Preferably served as a shooter.

I was at the bar last night and ordered a round of Monkey Shits.

by Jay Wilkins January 6, 2006

Monkey Scrotum

When your ballsack feels like a monkeys, usually said when you are mad at someone or something; The sac of a monkey

when your girlfriend just dumps you, you might say monkey scrotum, because you feel like you have a monkeys scrotum.

by cristoballs June 29, 2008

Moon-Monkey

A moon monkey is the nickname for anyone who's surname is Muloolly or Mullooly or any other spelling I can't think of right now. Instead of having to remember what their name is and how to spell it, just call them Moon-Monkey

Girl A: That Nicola Moon-Monkey has had a baby you know?
Girl B: Oh yes, what has she called it?
Girl A: Maia Pearl Moon-Monkey
Girl B: How nice!

by Monkeys Are My Friends March 4, 2008

monkey lips

when the sides of a womans pussy are so big they look like monkey lip

i was eatingout this girl and her monkey lips almost ate me

by mon-key lips May 16, 2004