May 15th

National booty pic day

Hey it’s May 15th national booty pic day, did you get one today?

by Ass_sniffler3 May 14, 2025

must masturbate may

something that does not exist like your dad

Joe "When is must masturbate may?"
Jeff "When your dad comes back."
Joe cries

by IDK BUT YOUR MUM IS GAY November 21, 2022

May 28th

National flash your Bf day, please him 😇

"it's may 28th, time to flash me"

by misredemption May 28, 2025

Daisy May

an annoying sket who hasn’t showered since before 9/11

“ew what’s that smell!”

“its just daisy may”

by elliejellie91 September 8, 2023

May 6th

National ask you crush out day, but only if their name starts with a P.

“She may not feel the same way but I kinda have a crush on this girl named Paige. And am asking her out on May 6th.”-Zac

by May 6thh May 5, 2021

Raymond mays middle school

Raymond mays middle school,a place where band people are athletic and smart. The hoes are fucking racist but will still fuck any guy. The athletic people are actually smart,and the student council are a bunch a lonely fucks and popular kids.

Raymond mays middle school should be a place where I can become rich in a matter of seconds.

by LIL ADRIIIIIII August 11, 2018

May 10th

Fight that BITCH you been wantin to beat!

brea’jah- Hey, it’s May 10th!

Kambri- what about it?
Brea’jah- Let’s just say kim is finna get her ass beat.

by Dictionary2.1.3 May 8, 2023