fart or shart

When you’re not sure if the next thing to exit your anus is gas or shit but you go ahead and push it out anyway, that’s playing fart or shart.

You can also raise the odds/danger by adding Pull my Finger to the mix.

Hey Karen, why so glum? You look like you played fart or shart and lost!

Gary! Gaaaarrrryyy! We need to go home now! I played fart or shart, came second and now it’s dripping into my Uggs!

Fucking hell lads, I’m glad I’ve got my hobby catchers on, this is a high stakes game of fart or shart.

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

Heart of the fart

When your inhale someone's flatulence at it's peak moment of pungency and proximity.

Phwor!

I copped the full 'Heart of the fart'!

by ^^!$#@ August 12, 2019

Huggle Fart

The release of gas from one's backside when a person is squeezed too hard in a huggle.

It was so funny, my granny did a huggle fart when she arrived last night. She cleared the restaurant out.

by Missleashy September 6, 2019

emilia fart

an icon

such an emilia fart
such an icon

by ghasssen May 28, 2018

fart bash

Farting on your hand, and then proceeding to hit someone

"I'm going to fart bash you to death"

by pirateshitp March 21, 2017

fartful dodge

The act of constantly visiting the restroom to avoid employment duties.

Where is Tara? It is her turn to do a haircut.

In the restroom, doing the fartful dodge.

Fartful dodging again???!!!

by Formerly Glenn March 27, 2017

Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.

I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!

by Benncm May 7, 2017