Dead Turtle

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.

Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017

Deaded

Past tense of dead 💀 cause you’re dead

“I’m deaded” Emmy said in a one direction group chat

by A croissant over a crises August 17, 2021

California dead

Brain dead. On life support for organ donations.

He’s not officially dead, he’s California dead. They’re pulling the plug after they harvest his organs.

by Maria Hudson October 15, 2022

dead Emily

Dead Emily: a joke that went on between me and my friend lmao

You’re dead emily! Just kidding lol

by Praying_Mantis June 10, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Brain dead

A YouTuber named JEFF SWIFT.

Jake Dufner: stop filming me when you come to my house to “apologize” and be a friend and do it man to man
Jeff Swift: does it anyway
Jake dufner: bro your brain dead
All jakes fans: fucking absolutely retarted fat mamas boy.

God damn 😂

by Jakes dad June 9, 2019

Dead Racehorse

An item of previously high value that has reached its untimely demise or ability to use.

"Opened my oil cap today and found the forbidden smoothie, she's a Dead Racehorse for sure."

by TheSaucySoviet June 16, 2022