soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute January 25, 2016

Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage

“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”

by Applebottomtop November 06, 2022

cream dinner

A plate of seman

"I'm ganna give her a cream dinner tonight!"

by immunesafe November 05, 2013

Creamed twinkle

The moment euphoria pushes you to an out of this world, into the stars experience

Jes saw Timmy and immediately had a creamed twinkle

by Timmy2X July 27, 2017

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 March 19, 2016

The cream man

If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.

Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!

Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?

John: my balls hurt

by dickcheesefecalmatter January 02, 2022