Cream nut

When something happens that is so good you relate it to creaming Kim Kardashian.

I found a gram of weed under the couch, CREAM NUT!!!!!

by Mikey Cucum December 8, 2018

Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.

To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.

by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025

Canada cream pie

A Canada cream pie is a sexual act in which the male puts maple syrup in either the vagina or the asshole and strokes it till completion. Then eats out the woman (or man) for a tasty Canada cream pie.

Dude 1: I’m so hungry and horny rn!
Dude 2: I don’t have much in my pantry, but I do have some syrup. Want a Canada cream pie?
Dude 1: hell yes dude!

by Brendawg Jones January 12, 2024

elephant cream

When semen is so thick that people usually refer to it as elephant cream

“Is it thick?”
“Oh yea, it’s like elephant cream,”

by Dyslexic.com March 25, 2022

Ice Cream Cone

The shape of a severely over weight woman that has thin legs but spills out of their pants like a cone of soft serve ice cream. 🍦

Jasmine:"Ice Cream Cone!"
Elle:"You want ice cream?
Jasmine:"No, over there, that fat lady looks like a soft served ice cream cone!"
Elle:"You are what you eat!"

by Eve4 May 28, 2022

creamed hole

The appearance of cum around a the anus of a submissive man or female when taking cock raw. The pre-cum, lube/spit, or just cum build up inside the hole and all of the friction from going in and out of the asshole causes a self-defense mechanism from the sperm being exposed to oxygen and also being friction rubbed, which the sperm actually thinks it is being attacked and that is why the foam like appearance occurs.(this is true, the anus does NOT produce its own "wet/lube")

Omg, my asshole looked so gaped out and was straight up a creamed hole.

by thamacdaddy December 3, 2023

pump-cream pie

When you're filling up your gas tank with the trigger locked, the tank fills full but some spills out because you filled her up too much. Often results in your car giving birth to Power Wheels™...

Billy busted a pump-cream pie on his car nine months ago, made his shoes smell like gas. Saw his car on MTV last week, looks like she's having Hot Wheels. What's wrong with kids these days.

by Micahtastrophe December 2, 2013