certified ice cream sandwich

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.

I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

by Train 82 December 16, 2018

Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.

Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?

by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

ice cream stick

It all goes melty when faced with hookers/Strippers.

Simon was in Vegas and it was looking good until the ice cream stick incident.

by FinanceFluffer June 26, 2016

Shaking the cream

Jerking off

He is always watching porn and shaking the cream.

by Queen216 March 2, 2017

Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.

A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"

by CustardBoose February 24, 2018

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

by Spacecruseryyy October 26, 2016

sour creaming

the act of kicking someone you know less well from the party.

player1 "im sorry player5.... you got to go.."
player5 "why? 🥺"
player1 "my sinceresd apology as i can't put it into words that would make this situation look fine but fate has decided that we need to be sour creaming you today.. i wish you the best on your games today but we can't be part of the joy you will experience today. we love you </3"
*player5 kicked*
*new player5 joins*
player1 "WAZZAAAA"
player2 "WAZZAAAA"
player3 "WAZZAAAA"
player4 "WAZZAAAA"
player5 "WAZZAAAA.. did you guys just sourcream the other fifth?"
player1 "ye :/"

by ominouspink June 24, 2025