bro ha ha

and epic hand shake like a dap up

yo let’s do a quick bro ha ha before i dip

by bigboootttyykate October 1, 2019

Jersey bro hoe

A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.

Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.

by Local reject May 4, 2021

your bro a hoe

Worse than your mom gay your dad a lesbian your granny tranny your grandpa a trap your sister a mister all combined. The only way to deflect this almighty attack is to say no u

(You) Hey Alex your mom gay
(Him) your dad lesbian

(You)your granny a tranny
(Him) your grandpa a trap
(You) bro don’t make me do it
(Him) no sort of sack on u
(You) I’m sorry your bro a hoe

by Bootykiller.com May 14, 2018

tech house bro

A fratty guy who likes admittedly dope music. 20-29 years young.

The club was full of tech house bros so we left because we’re nerds who prefer future bass anyways, and tech house bros feel like our apex predator.

by APOLOGIEZZZZZ February 6, 2023

It´s everyday bro

A cancerous youtube song that Jake Paul and his workers/slaves (team 10) did.

Mom: Come down, Lunch is served!
Son: Mom don´t disturbe me I am getting cancer.
"Watching "It´s every day bro = cancer".
So for those who did not read what it says above It´s everyday bro is the same thing as cancer.

by Logang Pauler LELELEL September 13, 2017

just jig bro

"Calm down, man!" in South Floridian terms. "Just jig" can also be used.

Man #1: YO, WHERE ARE WE GOING? I DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE SO EARLY! I WAS HAVING FUN!
Man #2: Just jig bro...we're coming back, just gotta make a quick stop.

by okdennbrah August 17, 2011

bro or hoe criteria

The things that determine whether a girl can be a bro or not. The criteria for this is if they are funny, interesting, or ok with being hit or made fun of. If she is just a hot woman with not personality traits suitable for the boys, she is a hoe.

Dude 1: Emma wants to join the boys

Dude 2: We need to check the bro or hoe criteria first.

by RiceFactory February 27, 2020