Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Ah, Fucking Birds Chirping and Shit!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.

i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..

by gritpoit February 7, 2010

Bird

A term used to describe girls in England normally used by cringey chavs.

That bird is fit!

by SomeCooooolGuy January 19, 2019

Bird

12' sheetrock either 1/2 inch or 5/8s but not 10 foot or 14 or any other uncut sheet. Any true drywaller will know this

The ceiling is split birds and 14s

by 2slaps December 28, 2021

bird

A bird is a prison sentence.

For example, in 67's song Waps Came First (#WCF) on the hook Monkey says "Nuff time man risk mans life from young man, could of got bird" meaning that a lot of times he risked his (free) life because he could have got a prison sentence.

by eciolli May 27, 2018

Australian bird

A euphemism for dildo.

Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross

by shirleyjjjjjjjj January 17, 2013

Pranit Bird

Also known as a cockabee, the pranit bird tends to vibrate at subconscious frequencies causing eardrums to vibrate to the point of equilibrium expansion.

oh dudes is that a pranit bird I see? COVER YOUR EARS

by Dalolrx December 11, 2023