Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

Top shagger

Cameron Clare

Yeah do you know that Cameron Clare, he’s a top shagger

by @mleeONLYTAKESW’s June 2, 2022

top>

with less than a top

she is wearing top>

by noene December 6, 2021

Top 10 Family Guy Moments

#10: That one time Peter got fucked

Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”

by Peecock.jpeg December 20, 2021

Venician Top

A sex move that constitutes having a man have a girl float on the surface of water and penetrating her from below, while at the same time, spinning her on his penis. Named after the Floating city name of Venice. Scuba gear or breathing apparatus is recommended.

Mateo: Hey Andrea looks kinda wore out, no?
Luigi (With accompanying hand movements): Yeah I gave her a little Venician Top, you know what I'm saying?

by KrakMan January 28, 2022