potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

by potato1109 February 4, 2025

Dry Potato

An individual with no interesting qualities. Boring, sedentary, or predictable.

My girl’s ex was such a dry potato. All he did was watch the office on repeat.

by Jankey J March 8, 2023

Potatos

A word used to fuck specifically with Tsumo

Tsumo have you heard of the new potatos

by fhjahfkahfkjdahkjf January 21, 2022

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POTATOES!
INDEED

by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021

grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.

by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Backwards Mashed Potatoes

The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.

Please uncle Mike… no more backwards mashed potatoes.

by NapoleonD December 28, 2023

roling potato

when a unicorn walks up to your door, and waits for you to come out. Then it chucks a refrigerator at you so it rolls.

when i went outside in the morning to get the newspaper i got a roling potato.

by natebug01 March 2, 2014