Penis theory

Penis theory is a catch phrase used when a male person does something, says something, or just behaves in a certain way that is attributable to nearly ALL men. These actions and behaviors are usually pointless, without significance, or increase stress or work and most females would never act this way. This phrase is most often used in a negative aspect by females in response to these frustrating behaviors exhibited by men.

My husband wont stop and ask directions: "Penis Theory".
The toilet seat is up: "penis theory"
Six trips to the grocery store due to lack of a list: "penis theory".
Speeding up and passing someone then slowing down in front of them thereby wasting gas and showing off: "penis theory".
Constantly flipping tv channels: "Penis theory".

by Future novelist July 20, 2011

sikh penis

A Sikh penis is always uncircumcised, often with a tight foreskin and untrimmed pubes. The uncut foreskin and hair is supposed to give Sikh men more power.

Look, a big brown cock with a tight foreskin! I bet that cock is a Sikh penis.

by Singhboy November 1, 2013

Penis-2

A derogatory nickname for the PS2 console.

Look at that little buttboy with his Penis-2. What's his name? Oh yeah, sony roolz.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia September 19, 2003

penis cheese

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

by Frogboy November 7, 2007

whale penis

when a jacket is zipped up all the way to the top.

"Wow, that's a cool jacket."
"She must be cold because sh zipped it all the way to the top, she kind of looks like a whale penis."

by tacoma335 March 14, 2008

penis-fight

when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other mean unapeeing words. hahah get it peeing

have a penis-fight in bed

by bbboooobie mama July 23, 2009

Penis Garage

A whores vag which is good for nothing else but storing a penis, and its forth-comming cum/junk.

1: dude where do you store your shit?
2: in that dirty whores penis garage!!!
1: ooooooooh snap

by kayla292929 December 31, 2008