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A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").
"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."
by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024
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Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.
Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.
by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020
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Bologna Sandwich

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”
Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”
by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018
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Sandwich

A sandwich is something in your butthole that you need to shove your longest finger to reach.
Me"That sandwich is annoying"
Other"shove your longest finger up there"
by KingdomMeeph November 14, 2017
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Oklahoma Sandwich

To make a sandwich without the bread and put it between someone’s asscheaks
by BeginnerScum June 1, 2021
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Full Man Sandwich

Refers to a scene from A Minecraft Movie where Jack Black (Steve) and Jason Momoa (Garbage Man) are flying through the air towards a small opening in a mountain side and are forced to use Jack Blacks move, the “Full Man Sandwich” forcing the two to 69 each other mid air. This scene is considered by many to be one of the greatest things they have ever witnessed.
I am ordering you to make a Full Man Sandwich!!!
by happycaptain April 6, 2025
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Dry-Sandwich

A synonym for a Sahara desert vagina, pH balance of vaginal fluids becomes exorbitantly off balance leading to a moisture lacking pussy.

Common variations include a dry-hoagie, dry-wedge, dry-hero
Person: Yo, my ex's pussy was a literal dry-sandwich
Other: My son, what do you mean?

Person: It means rubbing my ex-girlfriend's clitoris was unable to produce a hormonal reaction leading to vaginal secretion

Other: My son, don't you mean a dry hoagie?
Person: Yes dad
by Blabeadle September 15, 2020
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