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Mega boner

A moment were you have an erection and your balls also get an erection
Tony: Dude I had a mega boner last night. Your mom gave it to me.
by Jayhawk806 March 8, 2021
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Vin Da Boner

The infamous leftist television-producer who only hires people whose appearance gives him a reaction "down there".
Showing up in a skimpy outfit for a job-interview might indeed give you a somewhat better chance of being hired by Vin Da Boner, but race tends to be more of a deciding factor for him than just attractive physical appearance.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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tactical boner

Can be used in any Combat sport, especially wrestling. You get a boner on purpose and your opponent runs away in disgust.
Dude 1: "Bro, did you wrestle in the last match?
Dude 2: " yeah, I got a tactical boner and he fled the matt.
by ballboy8===D-- December 4, 2018
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Boner

A boner is when blood rushes to the penis and easy to get rid of
*a femboy walks by*
Mark: Dam i got a boner just by looking at her
by FemboyMilk May 9, 2022
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bonerable

when you are very vulnerable to get a boner
I am in a very bonerable position right now
by bonerable March 29, 2019
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gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.
You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?
by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018
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Termite-boner

The boner that a termite has when it gets a boner in its pants.
Gee, that termite sure has a huge termite-boner!!!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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