Head Ass

Someone who says, or does, stupid shit.

Nick just spilled his water all over the table, what a head ass.

by sSsprite June 5, 2016

elephant ass

An ass, generally in reference to a woman, that lacks curvature or "junk in the trunk." The ass is very flat much like that of an elephant in appearance.

That girl has the flattest ass ever, she is suffering from a severe case of elephant ass.

by Ed1_2Many January 21, 2008

ass shelf

Part of a woman's body just below the small of the back that curves out to form the top of her ass.

I ran my hand down her back and rested it upon her large ass shelf.

by kahner April 30, 2005

smashed ass

An intense adjective used to describe something horrible or foul. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc.

I feel like smashed ass.

Damn, somethign smells like smashed ass.

Your mom looks like smashed ass.

by Michael McGuire February 8, 2004

Sewer Ass

n : an ass that looks as though it could have been found in a sewer.

v : to file a lawsuit against a female

guy 1: So, what did you think of Stacy?
guy 2: She had a nice face, but a total sewer ass.

That bitch won't give me a refund! I'ma sewer ass!

by Millertime!! January 24, 2010

Swamp Ass

A condition in which your buttocks and other nearby regions get overly moist often causing discomfort resembling the feeling of not wiping your ass. This happens typically when working in intense heat, during masturbation, refusing to wipe, and some other isolated situations. Also, this condition leads to a not so pleasant stench often leaving you extremely self-conscious if the situation cannot be remedied immediately.

Bryce-"Why were you walkin' all funny today when you came into work?"

Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."

Bryce-"Word?"

Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."

by TheTruth778800 July 9, 2010

dipped ass

When someone is messed up on dip, probably their first time.

I'm not taking your dipped ass home.

by gogg September 8, 2005