Judgment Nut

It is when you jerk off from a distance and land your semen inside a girl's vagina or asshole from a distance

Girl: I can't believe John Judgment Nutted me last night.

Guy: Trying Judgment Nut in Emily last night is something I won't ever forgeyt

by Rodri561 November 21, 2020

pop-a-nut

When you pop either the left or right nut into somones ass.

Last night that chick was so tight when i popped-a-nut i couldn't get my nut out! :(

by Tyler B January 23, 2005

Gun Nuts

The people writing some of the definitions for gun control.

Yes, my dad's a gun nut. Yes, we could have spent that money on more useful things. Damn those gun nuts.

by E hates Q January 11, 2020

HOE NUTS

a girl who like giving up that ass for free, with a twist of crazyness or freakyness.

I hit this hoe nuts last night and she wanted me to shit on her!

by Steve O April 04, 2004

kick in the nuts

when someone uses thier foot to kick you in your nuts...dumbass, why are you looking this up??

by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003

bust a nut

to laugh so hard that you strain a testicle

"every time i see that pic of the squirrel with the huge balls, i bust a nut."

by jody r. gross March 20, 2007

No Nut November

No Nut November is where you cannot bust any sort of but for the entire month of November. You CANNOT have an sexual intercourse with any genders, and you can’t have wet dreams or else you are disqualified. Porn or boners are allowed but remember, no nutting!

I only lasted 6 days in No Nut November after my girlfriend gave me the 360 ooga bogga slurp-a-durp in bed last night

by MongolianAssEater November 01, 2019