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Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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pull-back hair

A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.
by Haabas October 25, 2007
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Ryan’s hair

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever
Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red
by Yahdidkdd July 1, 2022
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skunkk hair

a hairstyle used by mostly "scene kids, especially girls. It is usually self-cut short hair that consist of at least two colors. the back is spiked up and hair is parted with some covering face.
"omg that girl has skunkk hair!"
by twiggy & cyn September 15, 2007
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whore hair

When a girl has bleach blonde hair with the underneath parts dyed jet black.
That nasty baby momma on Maury got some whore hair!
by babymomma6969 January 7, 2025
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Blue hair

Someone that has blue hair probably doesn’t appear as they seem. Also dont offend this person or you might get choked out by a dog collar.
El Chappo: Did you meet up with that girl you met online?
Putin: Yeah but she had blue hair so I got the fuck out of there.
by TrojanSpyware July 5, 2022
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Werewolf Hair

Hair that grows on your ears, eyebrows and outside your normal mustache and/or beard/goatee.
“Have you started shaving?”
“No, just finished shaving my werewolf hair..”
by Blueknighter January 15, 2023
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