wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

Wet my dry

When you need a beer because you're parched

Alan: *overly dehydrated* "Jenna grab me a beer I need to wet my dry!"

by Kaylee1992 May 28, 2022

is water wet

Yes
in 1951, a scientist at bell labs named "Flint Lockwood" invented water. During this time, the world only ran on 5-hour energy. He coinied the term "wet" when he one time spilled water on his drippy shirt, because he said so. Today, water being wet is known to all the humans in the world as scientific law. A statement of fact.

Any that try to disprove it are eterenally no-brained

Person 1: Is water wet?
Person 2: 153.158.15.4

by Croldfish December 27, 2021

Wet Dream

When GeorgeNotFound shoves a squirt-gun up Dreamwastaken's anus. Usually used in FanFictions

I did the Wet Dream to my boyfriend last night.

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Wet Triangle

When ish cant play codenames

That guy is being a wet triangle

by gjnfgjfv February 25, 2022

wet gem

A beautiful wet virgin vagina ready for a pounding

That girl Rose had a nice wet gem

by Variant_D June 20, 2016

waters not wet

not stating the obvious

“laurens ginger” “lol waters not wet”

by lozgx April 27, 2021