wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Hot wet bomb

When you ejaculate all over someone's face, then you drop a hot wet bomb.

I dropped a hot wet bomb on her face.

by LittleNitzch January 16, 2019

Wet Black

A person who has one Mexican parent and one Hispanic parent who came to America illegally. Also, describes a person who shows up to your house unannounced and demands in. Also, this person could think they're entitled to all your food just because you forgot to offer food to them years ago and they refuse to let it go.

Not to be confused with a dry black, a black person who hasn't lotioned in days and they're ashy ass be leaving dust piles all over the place.

"Man, Steve is such a wet black! He came over to my house last night, just waltzed right in and went straight to the fridge and ate all my beans and an entire watermelon in one sitting!"

by RivSab October 22, 2023

Wet Socks

A bad situation you come into and don't want to deal with because it causes a chain of events.

Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.

by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

Wet

KMJ’s wife

Person 1:Is water wet?
KMJ: My wife makes me wet
Person 1: So your wife is water? daaamn

by Summalummadingdong March 11, 2024