love of my life

person you want to spend the rest of your life with

Lindsey is the "love of my life"

by *#josh*# October 5, 2007

oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible

"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"

by get over it!! August 6, 2004

eat my tits

Phrase Borat shouts at people from the window of his car when he does not approve of them. Often accompanied afterword with the word bitch.

Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.

by Asweetin' August 10, 2008

My eyes are peeing

When liquid seeps out of your eyes, a sarcastic comment when someone asks if you are crying

John: "Why are you crying? The story wasn't that sad!"

Mary: "I'm not crying, my eyes are peeing."

by Caroline43001 April 1, 2010

Flips my nuggets

Verb: Something that really irks, annoys or frustrates you. Worse than getting aggravated but not as bad as pissed the fuck off or FFFFFUUU-. Sometimes when spoken emphasis is put on “flips” for a little extra punch.

Also: flipping my nuggets (present tense) / flipped my nuggets (past) / will flip my nuggets (future)

1. (After spilling food on your expensive shirt) I just got this dry cleaned yesterday. That FLIPS my nuggets!

2. Guy (thinking to himself): It’s my birthday! Going to get some action!
Girl: Sorry, it’s a no go tonight. Aunt flo is calling.
Guy: Dammit! That flips my nuggets!

3. Guy one: I’m starving! How much longer until that pizza gets here? It’s got to be soon.
Guy two: We ordered it only 5 minutes ago. It’s going to take at least 40 more minutes
Guy one: That flips my nuggets!

by AB Beef April 30, 2011

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would really bake my scrod if they caught me in this getup.

by BornBlitzed December 9, 2008

piss on my rainbow

An expression to describe someone putting a downer on something.

"I'm well excited about getting in VIP tonight"
"Everyone's getting it, they're running at low capacity"
"Oh that's it, go on, piss on my rainbow!"

by Miss Couture December 18, 2007