Simp

A man that will do anything for a girls cooter wooter

I’m finna simp

by cooterwooter69 January 28, 2020

Simp

1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned

2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.

"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"

dude you're a simp if you think she likes you

Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.

by Sir Sabby I January 12, 2020

simp

a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.

a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.

b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.

c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead

by snow_white07 March 14, 2020

Simp

A person who try’s to go for the hoes instead of playing with the bro’s.
Normally named Hunter

The boys caught Hunter being a Simp.

by Hunterisasimp April 08, 2020

simp

a simp is someone who will do anything for some fucking pussy commonly with a terrible nickname such as "sosig"

person 1: dude that SosigMan kid is such a simp
person 2: ik he'd do anything to get a girlfriend

by discounttea February 03, 2020

Simp

Somebody who will do anything for a girl when she won’t do anything back because he is desperate for sex and attention from a girl. People who are simps are often known as popoff

Friend: bro why does he always ditch us for her

Other friend: because he’s a simp bro

by Smash? March 02, 2020

Simp

You.

You are a simp.

by amypercy April 18, 2020