Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

by Migrant Mind October 15, 2004

love of my life

person you want to spend the rest of your life with

Lindsey is the "love of my life"

by *#josh*# October 5, 2007

oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible

"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"

by get over it!! August 6, 2004

eat my tits

Phrase Borat shouts at people from the window of his car when he does not approve of them. Often accompanied afterword with the word bitch.

Borat: Who is this car that follow us? I wish it didn't follow us anymore.
Driving Instructor: Oh, I don't know.
Borat: Maybe we lose them.
Driving Instructor: No, we better not lose them.
Borat: yelling at the passing car Hey, don't look at me. Eat my tits!
Driving Instructor: All right. We'll make a right turn up here.

by Asweetin' August 10, 2008

suck my buck

A manner of saying that someone can kiss your ass because you have more money than they do.

Well you might actually live here but I could buy this shithole and make you homeless in a flash, so you can suck my buck!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 9, 2020

Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter ass June 29, 2011

On my mama nigga

White translation: I swear to the lord in vain, my friend.

Yo, I swear I got the stuff. It’s for real on my mama nigga I ain’t lyin.

by Daddydefinitions.com December 12, 2018