Krill dick

Derived from “coke dick”

A definition for the penis when it isn’t participating after a heavy sesh from the “Beak-end”
When the pepperami is that small it would turn you vegan. When it is a Micro penis, that you’ll need a telescope to fucking look for it. When it’s just a bit of foreskin you know think it’s a growth.

Katie tried to defend Josh about not having a “krill dick”

by AsianPersuasionChop July 9, 2019

King of the Dicks

He who commands penis wherever he goes. Lord of all that is phallic.

See: Gerard Way

"Yeah man, I saw a concert last night. The frontman was like, King of the Dicks."

"Oh, MCR huh?"

by T Drizzle September 10, 2007

Scrambled Dick

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

PJ Dick

an entrepreneur from west view, also known as KBJ. Favorite motto- Go big or go home.

wow man, that PJ Dick just rocked the party.

by kbj412 June 28, 2010

Dad dicking

The act of dominance of one male over another. Often the dad dicker will take over a task or force their assistance unwarranted, while explaining how to carry out said task as if the other male doesn’t know how to.

Mate, stop Dad dicking me! I’m perfectly capable of fixing this myself! You’re not my Dad!

by Twatmonger1975 January 20, 2022

dick toilet

A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

by The Duke28 August 23, 2011