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Daniel

He is insecure, full of doubts, clumsy, and a dummy, but a dummy with the best intentions; our dummy.
Needless to say, he tends to throw several canes at each harbour, since he states as follows: "there are many fishes in the sea, and you have to catch'em all".
It goes without saying that his sexual life is pretty scarce, despite having the appetite of a predator. His sight is always at aim, and his smell will capture the most mininum trace of sensual scent; however, preys always reject being hunted by such faint-hearted creature. Still, Daniels have a sex-appeal that no one is able to explain.
By the way, he likes people who wear vests, who are eagle-flag lovers, and with a green lifestyle. In other words, fascists.
Louis: Look at the madness in the streets nowadays. What a mess!
Marlon: I know, right? I wish we had a Daniel to stop'em all.
Linda: Yeah, that'd be phenomenal. I heard Daniels came here to save the world from communists and independentists. Such nice guys!

Albert: Oh, I'm so horny right now! I long for a Daniel to hunt me down.
by Chema59 October 17, 2019
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daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people
by fartbender January 12, 2024
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Daniel

A long bodied male that long body long snaps
Rando guy: wow look at that long bodied long snapper who is that

Another rando: that’s a bean man pole named Daniel
by Yessirrrbuddayyyy December 9, 2019
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Danielle

A ginger lassie with a usually huge cock who goes out with Eryk, sometimes she’s a fag to her boyfriend but her boyfriend accepts it cause he’s a fag with a phat cock too
Person 1:ya wanna know sumit bro

Person2:aye wit is it ?
Person1:a go oot way Danielle
Person2:good shit Eryk brooooo
by VeryFreshNut October 30, 2018
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Daniel

An Insult so abhorrent that using it its 50,000 worse than cunt.
'My driving instructor failed me, he is such a fucking Daniel'
by LordSkut March 18, 2019
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Daniel Hernandez

a male manipulator. NEVER trust a Daniel Hernandez.
Person: Daniel, my dog died :(
Daniel: No it didn't, you attention-seeker!
Person: Daniel Hernandez, you're such a male manipulator!
by smartestmanalive1 January 17, 2025
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