by Ethan sparkles March 7, 2023

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.
“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”
by Abo965 May 31, 2025

DURING INTERCOURSE "Give me some berries and cream, Tony!"
"I got berries and cream last night and it was the most erotic experience of my life!"
"I got berries and cream last night and it was the most erotic experience of my life!"
by tortitude94 January 3, 2024

by Scimitar May 7, 2022

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate
by sis did May 2, 2020

by biblicalwhapping January 22, 2023
