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cream stroking 2 pie

When someone let's you cum In their mouth then starts fucking you from behind and spits it in your asshole
Chad was excited that brandon the marine let him cream stroking 2 pied him at a truck stop for 20 bucks
by True viking king February 15, 2023
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cream cruisin

When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.
"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"
by BlackPantherPoonSlayer September 5, 2016
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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
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Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
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Cream dream

When you have dreams of sex because you forgot to wash the sheets after ejaculating in them.
Yo yesterday's cream dream was so good.
by DikSlam October 2, 2022
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cream saddle sandwich

two pringles sandwiched together with the greatest feat of american engineering, squeeze cheese in between.
i am going to make a cream saddle sandwich!
by 🍝 February 12, 2023
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Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male poops and ejaculates into the females vagina. The female then squirts and queefs at the same time forcing the ice cream like liquid onto the males face. The male proceeds to eat the mixture.
“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night and she gave me a chocolate ice cream tsunami.”
by Jack wang May 31, 2024
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