homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan April 20, 2018

Isabella Colosimo

A super sexy girl, who knows what she wants. And man, does she have the best ass for grabbing. She often has dark brown hair and dark brown eyes and smile nobody can forget. Few people have made her smile. So when you see it, you know your lucky. She loves sports and animals too. She is very popular among boys. You can always catch one staring at her. Guys look at her like, she is the most beautiful thing. Even if she doesn’t think so. But be warned, she can also have a Darkside. When she gets angry you know, someone’s going down. She never loses a fight. And will protect anyone who is in harms way. She often gets annoyed easily, and will tell you to go away. But the most important thing to her are her friends. She will do anything to protect them, at any cost.

Guy1:Damn who’s that?
Guy2: that’s Isabella Colosimo bro
Guy3: I like seeing her come, but I love seeing her leave.
Guy2: real mature dude!
Guy4: did you hear? she got in a fight!
Guy3 really?
Guy4:yeah for one of her friends safety
Guy1: well who ever gets her, he’s gonna be one lucky guy!

by Twihylian April 24, 2018

kootenay cologne

The obvious scent of marijuana smoke that lingers on the majority of residents in the sacred kootenay region of British Columbia

It must be After 4:20, I can smell the Kootenay Cologne out on Baker Street!!

by Dez4prez May 1, 2018

getting colonial

This term is used for when a white male is sexually attracted to a black female

That boy is getting colonial!

by Creativity May 1, 2018

Counting-Color

verb

The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.

Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.

In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"

by Perfidious Coda January 18, 2018

The Colonel Sanders

As your girl lays down she asks you what kind of chicken you want in a sexy voice and then you reply and tell her you want the 8 piece bucket. She takes off her clothes and you start titty fucking both breasts, then her pull out and jizz on them, reload and start fucking her between the legs and jizz on them and then reload and fuck her between her thighs similar to titty fuck style and you jizz on them and while she is still wearing her maxi pad, have her keep it in her vagina and when you're about to bust a nut pull out and jizz on her wings in order to complete the 8 piece meal.

I just gave my girl The Colonel Sanders and she told me it was finger licking good.

by nflfanatic4life May 30, 2018

Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.

The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.

by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018