A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.
by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017
Get the Ryan J. Nowlinmug. by jaquefa Romdog March 27, 2017
Get the j brownmug. This person is an angel. You will know you’ve met a J dub when you meet someone who you can tell everything to and receive no judgment from. You’ll want to put him in your pocket and take him everywhere you go. This person never fails to wow you with his astounding knowledge and hilarious comments. He is very cute and funny. You will always want to see him smile and never want to see angry or sad cus it makes you wanna fight whoever caused his pain. If you ever meet a J Dub, please be good to him cus he deserves all the best.
Tammy: Who is that?
Best friend: That’s J Dub
Tammy: I call dibs!
Best friend: You can’t. He belongs to the world.
Best friend: That’s J Dub
Tammy: I call dibs!
Best friend: You can’t. He belongs to the world.
by SlipKnotSally March 9, 2022
Get the J Dubmug. Mr j is one of my schools French teachers who hit arrested for jacking off to some guy in the showers of LA Fitness
by pseudonym fucking bored February 9, 2019
Get the mr jmug. Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.
Bob: I just received a text from Amanda
Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?
Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe
Theodore: are you going to cheat on her
Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?
Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe
Theodore: are you going to cheat on her
Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J
by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017
Get the FB&Jmug. Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?
Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf
Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf
by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023
Get the M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Lafmug. The J-Meister spends his time reading DNF fanfics, rounding up Discord kittens, getting hench and just being sexy. He is a sussy imposter and my favourite pissboy.
Me: 'It's the J-Meister!!!!!!!'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
J-Meister: 'Ahahaha ladies get in like ahhaha...'
Twink 1: 'The J-Meister is so hot uwu'
by ayup ayup June 1, 2022
Get the J-Meistermug.