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One two switcheroo

The act of very quickly pulling out of a woman and then slipping it into her ass
I pulled a one two switcheroo on my girlfriend last night, we haven't spoken since
by Og Orange November 20, 2019
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
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draw two cubed

When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.

Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
by ChameleonDragon November 23, 2019
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two 16s

Someone's ability to look fly and talk the talk
Riley: John's two 16s are on par with his confidence.
Ashley: Never seen him look so sexy before.
by SidePizza December 2, 2019
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two dicks

a person who actually exists.
the chicks are crazy about two dicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019
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Sucky Teacher Number Two

A bio teacher at a redneck high-school in middle of know where Michigan who should probably go back to his frat.

This teacher drinks water out of an oversized red solo cup and is most likely the worst teacher in the tri-county area

common phrases

1.)"you are literally stupid if you don't understand this"

2.) "what was that?... if you have a problem w/ my teaching you can leave"

3.) " Guys.....GUYS LISTEN!!! i know i only told you're only allowed to use one website but for god, sakes use more"

4.) "I'm really proud of you guys... the class average was a 66% that's the highest you've ever got"

5.) "That's a misconception and if you didn't know that you're actually dumb "

6.) "did you watch the playoffs last night"

this teacher is the ONLY bio teacher in our low budget public high school

>this is due to the fact that that our other bio teacher is now a register sex offender

Student opinions on sucky teacher number 2

"This bio teacher stans honest queens and only hits on seniors and thick girls." -grade 9

"he never talks about it but his girlfriend broke up with him while he was proposing (kinda fun kinda fresh)"- grade 11

"This frat boy bio teacher also likes to get lit on the weekend with Thick cloud"-grade 10

"his facial hair looks like rat pubes were glued to his face " -grade 10

"he is always on his iPhone 6s looking at his exes install or the senior girl's sb 19 pics"-grade 12
by lol tina April 25, 2019
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two toke chase

A stoner game where the participants arrange themselves in a circle, and each take turns to take two tokes on a marijuana joint. The game requires that you take two tokes, pass the joint on to the next person in the circle, and hold your breath until the joint is passed back to you. Obviously, the more players of the game, the harder this is.

Minor variants on the rules exist - some players suggest that you're allowed to take one normal deep breath before your two tokes, other people insist that you may not breathe air at all.

Anyone who takes a breath before the joint is passed back to them is a loser and is out of the game. The winner is the last man (or woman) standing. Some conventions dictate that the winner must finish the joint on their own, others say they can save it for later.
by SlinQ April 30, 2019
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