Two Words

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Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.
Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!
by Paddy V December 31, 2024
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two rub glove

A girl who cums really quickly, comparable to a two pump chump.
This girl I was with last night came so quickly, totally a two rub glove.
by auroraxborealis October 04, 2017
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Worth two in the bush

The phrase "Worth two in the bush" has the opposite meaning of the original proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".

To better understand this, you must understand the original saying; "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". The first part of the phrase; "A bird in the hand" means that it is better to have something that is small but guaranteed, instead of something that is risky with uncertain rewards - "Worth two in the bush".

By something being "Worth two in the bush" you are willing to risk what is already in front of you, with hopes of achieving something much better.

"Worth two in the bush" can be used to describe something that is highly desirable, extremely valuable, and so rare that it's almost mythical.
If someone were to create a functional Star Wars lightsaber, that would be "worth two in the bush". I'd much rather have one lightsaber instead of a thousand medieval swords; it's so much better.
by POTUS Andrew Jackson January 24, 2024
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Survival on a cross
Use the leather and studs to survive crucifix and wiggle free threw the pierced leather carry own nails for aesthetic.
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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two stone

Term for idiot

Einstein’s name in german translates to one stone, so a two stone must be even smarter.
Look at this genius putting his shoes on the other way round, he must be a two stone!
by elmarkio February 26, 2023
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Two-Three's

Two-Three's as in a pair of Nike Jordan shoes. Refering to Michael Jordan's jersey number 23, but could be interpreted as two Jordan 3's, a pair of Jordan 23's, or any Nike Air Jordan shoe in general.
Damn, you be looking fly in those 'two-three's'.
Whoa, I see you be kickin' in them 'two-three's'.
by Loueeeh April 04, 2024
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