wip a tit

The act of flashing one's breast.

Dude, did you see Janet Jackson wip a tit at the super bowl?

by jack mothalicka July 28, 2011

old slop tits

A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.

Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.

by Jiz rag May 13, 2005

try hard tits

when a girl with little tits trys real hard to make it look like somethings there.

she ain't hot she got try hard tits

by my1423 March 9, 2011

donkey tits

One who's breasts resemble those of a donkey

"Whoa! She's got donkey tits!"

by Alex Jeji June 19, 2003

Calm Your Tits

Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)

- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits

by titscalmer July 13, 2015

10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.

That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.

by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010

Dump your tits

A formal request for a female to display her breasts to everyone in the room.

Sally asked me for a ride home. I said yea maybe if you DUMP YOUR TITS !

by terp23670 September 11, 2009