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The Golden Rule

Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:

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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇

Petard hoisting

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That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery

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That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017
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The 8 year rule

The 8 year rule is when you can date your friend's ex but only after 8 years
Cain is dating his best friends former love but it’s ok because he is following the 8 year rule .
by Realniggawiz February 14, 2021
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Rule 1069

If she’s prenatal, she’s pre-anal
Man 1: yea my wife started taking those prenatal vitamins

Man 2: you know what that means
Man 1: what?
Man 2: Rule 1069 dude
by Rock Guy 133 May 26, 2024
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Rule 81

"If it exist, AI can replicate it."

'Ei'ght sounds like an A and 1 looks similar to I. Combined, it's read AI. Invented since OpenAI made an AI that could terryfyingly turn any picture into an accurate artstyle of Ghibli Studio or any other cartoon.

Simply, this is just another way of saying "Your art skill is useless, AI could already do your job".
"I was planning to go to art school."
"Ever heard of Rule 81?"
by dognameddestroyer March 29, 2025
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Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible
Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot
by NibbaNugget October 3, 2019
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Rule 34

A place where ugly, sweat-loving, men sucking faggots make the MOST disgusting art. Rule 34 is basically art porn. So these retarded inbred zoophiles just draw whatever their small slow-powered brain tells them to draw. Go kys, if you're a Rule 34 artist because you're a stupid dipshit bastard that everyone hates, & you smell worse than your mom's cooking. You're a 5 year old crippled faggot furry with broken legs and no brain if you're a rule 34 artist. And worse of all these nasty unhygienic faggots ruined The Amazing Digital Circus. The Amazing Digital Circus is great show on Youtube, but these rule 34 cocksuckers just make The Amazing Digital Circus porn and it's just sad. Fuck you if you're a rule 34 artist, your parents molested you & you molest disabled children and animals. For all you rule 34 fags, stop making porn, and go onto Amazon & buy a rope to hang yourself, you fatherless contemptible son of bitch asshole. 🖕 Rule 34 is bad porno art, inbred sluts make art on this website. DON'T GO ON RULE 34. Rule 34 artists are social rejects
Inbred Rule 34 faggot: I make Pomni art! I touch children! I molest children & animals! I have no father.
Person 1: Sthu, fag.
by urban dictionary is very cool November 12, 2023
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