Sticks in my crotch

When you make your own pocket pussy, you use water from a creek as lube, and you get a stick up your are.

Last night when I felt horny, I used pond water as lube and it felt like I had sticks in my crotch

by carrie jackson June 14, 2018

Filthy Pogo Stick

A sexual position involving a man on his back while having a man or woman ride him reverse cowgirl. While doing so the man or woman is grabbing the bottom mans scrotum and holding it as if they were riding a pogo stick

Leons nutsack is sore as hell after letting that dude give him a filthy pogo stick all night

by fatmaverick24 July 16, 2018

The Slovakian Magic Stick

Typically an Ice Hockey term used to describe a stick you find at the rink before you play a game. You then break a piece of the stick and put it in your cup to give you luck. The first person to do this was Slovakian so it is called the Slovakian Magic Stick.

Player: Don't worry boys We have the Slovakian Magic Stick on our side.

by LionsGoalie34 August 27, 2018

Like shits on a stick

The phrase “like shits on a stick” is to be used when there is an awkward silence in a conversation.

*the convention ends*
*awkward silences*
Jim: like shits on a stick
Bob: *questions his existence*

by Fredricisthebest56 January 26, 2019

indian stick game

A game where you torture a person who doesn't know how to play by throwing a stick and making them guess a number either a they'll figure it out or b they'll think it has something to do with the stick itself.

Person 1 hey let's play the Indian stick game
Person 2 No I've had enough of that game

by Memelord94976574894 September 10, 2018

stick the eyelids shut

Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.

If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...

by pstalldude January 20, 2023

reverse meat stick

A wooden club held backwards to bonk someone

He used his reverse meat stick to whack me upside the head.

by Ooga booga smooga July 24, 2022