Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex

Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.

by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017

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Crofter’s pie

The use of haggis as a dildo, or in the highlands of Scotland substituting haggis for lube.

“I was very lonely up on the hill so I gave my favourite sheep a crofter’s pie.”

by Wharton Halfpiece III jr. January 23, 2018

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Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020

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A "Fucking pie" is something that you would say to a person an (insult). You could just walk up to someone and say your a "fucking pie" you don't have to be a genius to come up with good insults, anyone could Spit it out like a cherry pit. Simply an insult for dumb people.

Hey Jimmy i can't believe you toilet paped my house your a "fucking pie" for not cleaning it up

by Bully bob Sally January 29, 2018

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Shepherd's Pie

When a savvy Irishman aka "Young Shamrock" checks to see if a woman has on a thong by having her sit on his forearm consensually of course.

"Yo, Miguel gave that young lass a Shepherd's Pie at the bar last night!"

by Bose21 March 19, 2021

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Granny Pie

The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.

"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"

"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"

"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"

by Tungsten Pimp November 24, 2023

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