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Headless horseman

An alcoholic mixed drink invented in San Francisco which combines one part straight Jameson and one part straight Jack Daniels. "Headless" because you have to be stupid to order it and "horseman" because you need to be able to have the tolerance of a horse to drink it.
"Bartender, I'd like one headless horseman please"
"You seriously want me to mix jack Daniels and Jameson?"
Headless horseman by Halbert9000 September 8, 2017
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barbs horses 

A sexy elderly woman that enjoys spending her evenings by taking her majestic horses on long walks. Barb is also very found of younger men and likes to make them come over to her barn and feed her horses
Barbs horses are just awesome creatures. I love when she asks me to come feed them
barbs horses by Ballerboy38 February 19, 2018

real horseshoe crab hours 

it means molly wants to have sex with you
yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”

phat horsecock 

when a certain someone has the biggest, most massive piece of meat between their legs.
OH. MY. GOD. Do you see him? He has a phat horsecock! You can see it through his jeans!!
phat horsecock by TheScarpinator November 11, 2020

The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker 

Its a Giant af sword used by the horseless headless horsemann who has too many h's.
It is given by craft with 2 refined metal, 1 haunted scrap, and 1 scotman's skull cutter i think.
Demoman: I have crafted the The Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker!
Scout: cool

Borrowed horses 

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.
If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".
Borrowed horses by 999JB February 5, 2021