by MK2866 May 19, 2025
Get the Cracked mug.A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
Get the Cracking the Lid of the Ark mug.Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
by horuntori September 1, 2016
Get the crack advice mug.Girl: Whats the name of that crack-head?
Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?
Boy: Precious, Precious Soto
Precious:EaT mY wiEneR hold up dId u eAt mY dOg?
Boy: Precious, Precious Soto
by iTsjOjoSWiAAAAAAAAa September 24, 2019
Get the Crack-Head mug.by Dicklover6942056 January 25, 2020
Get the Crack open a cold one mug.when you are so high on drugs, that your teeth feel like they are splitting/being broken by someone or something.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.
It can also mean that you are about to overdose if you feel this sensation inside your mouth. It is highly dangerous to be " cracked off your teeth" and you could become reckless towards members of the public or to people you may know.
by strange fruitty June 13, 2019
Get the cracked off my teeth mug.When u playin a sport or just kickin it around town, and u decide enough is enough and lay the person out on their back, and listen for that crack.
by Crack Backin King of Cali November 4, 2009
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