ben

my fav person. cant stop thinking abt u <3 u probs won't this definition but if u do, i just wish we were bf and gf again

me: omg why are u so handsome and kind
ben: because im a ben

by screaming monkey February 21, 2024

Ben Jay Squire

tiny little gaybo. cannot get women. likes to diddle and fiddle little kids every so often

"youre such a ben jay squire"

by wigglebiggletimetodiddle November 24, 2025

Ben

A small man with long eyelashes, very silly and can not smell anything ever

the short man you see in the distance is ben, he can not smell and has lovely eyelashes.

by Ben_hater.com March 27, 2023

Ben

A big bald bastard

Hey that guy is a big bald bastard Ben, must be quaddy B

by Comet_Fire May 26, 2025

Ben's movie channel

Comedic non-shill film reviewer on Youtube

Charles: Grandpa, my youtube channel 'Charles movie channel' got 9 septendecillion subs
Ben: You little wretch, you copied my channel name 'Ben's movie channel'. This is copyright infringement!!!!

by anonymous February 13, 2022

Ben Kishigawa

The best baller at Mccully Park

Define - Ben Kishigawa will ball you out at all cost

by Yetthir April 14, 2021

Ben

A type of person who is incapable of typing on a keyboard, keyboards often explode in his presence. Would be on the SCP website but no one has been able to type it up.

Did you see that ben walk through he just destroyed the entire computer.

by Tyopo404 February 20, 2019