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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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anal bead

something you stick in your anal (ass) with round balls attached to it.
her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
him: Not right now just use the anal beads.
by daisoanal November 17, 2020
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Anal crong

Accidental anal

When you’re having sex and your penis slips in to the ass accidentally
“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”
by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020
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ANAL

An abbreviation or nickname given to ANthony ALbanese - an Australian politician serving as the 31st and current Prime Minister of Australia .
Some people refer to Anthony Albanese as each way Albo, but I prefer ANAL.

The previous Prime Minister was Scott Morrison and referred to as SCOMO, but I think I prefer ANAL

ANAL is useless as tits on a bull
by Colin_Australia September 13, 2022
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Anal

Being very neat and tidy

Letting someone put a penis up your bum
I'm very anal, I always tidy my apartment, and then Marie comes over and messes it all up, just to annoy me. And then she'll ask to stay, and I'll say yes, and I'll go and have a shower and when I come back she'll be lying on the bed naked, and as I approach cock in hand, rubbing, she'll look over her shoulder and spread her bum cheeks and whisper, "I've been a bad girl" and I'll agree, and climb on top of her, and slap my cock on her little pussy to watch it throb, and then together we'll slowly ease my cock into her ass until I can feel it squeezing up my shaft and hear her moaning into the pillow, and then I'll fuck her bum until were both out of breath and our legs are shaking, and I grunt in her ear that I'm gonna cum inside her, and we both push our bodies together as hot cum squirts from my body into hers...and that is anal.
by LittleBittaSmut November 14, 2021
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Anal

The nastiest shit on the planet and if you do this you’re absolutely disgusting
Jeremy loves anal and his parents kicked him out for it
by Ak47 lofe April 12, 2020
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anal driving

when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”

paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel
by paulblartisbigpapa July 24, 2017
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