Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Duck Butter

The sweat of a mans tant that of ball an butthole meet ,if left unclean makes a grey pudding in tant area.

I was scrachin my balls an got duck butter under my nails time to hit the shower.

by its300 March 10, 2016

Donald Ducking

When you wait shirt-on and no pants to your lover
Probably after he goes for milk at wallmart or cigars at the store.

"I forgot to buy milk at the store so I asked my partner to get it and pulled a Donald Ducking"

by Dr.Dela April 23, 2019

JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.

There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed

by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024

Duck

Its commonly used as a replacment for the word"fuck"and used mostly by 9 year olds.

Person 1:I installed a virus on your computer

Kid: Duck you!

by Wow that was really cool! October 30, 2020

duck over for a shag

Country slang - to root/have sex with someone

Johno's wife is home alone and said I should duck over for a shag.

by AUSSIB August 19, 2017

duck the jakes

Around common word for Ducking the laws!

Say bro I’m cooling in the cut tryna duck the jakes!

by Cino May 28, 2022