wip a tit

The act of flashing one's breast.

Dude, did you see Janet Jackson wip a tit at the super bowl?

by jack mothalicka July 28, 2011

as useless as tits on a bull

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

by morethanerica November 22, 2008

donkey tits

One who's breasts resemble those of a donkey

"Whoa! She's got donkey tits!"

by Alex Jeji June 19, 2003

old slop tits

A girl that gets sloppy drunk and sucks any dick in sight. Old slop tits is also known to slap a friend or opponent with her sloppy tits, leaving a bruise on the side of ones face or boner.

Old slop tits is here again, cover your boners and don't make her angry.

by Jiz rag March 14, 2005

try hard tits

when a girl with little tits trys real hard to make it look like somethings there.

she ain't hot she got try hard tits

by my1423 February 22, 2011

Calm Your Tits

Soothe your Boobs - Destress your Breast - Adjust your Bust before it Combusts - Undo the Calamity that is your Mammaries - Give that Chest a Rest - Hakuna your Tatas (calmyotits.com)

- honey why you cheat on me?
- calm your tits

by titscalmer July 01, 2015

10 Second Tits

Breasts that are so immaculate that at least 10 seconds of viewing is required before ever noticing the face of the female.

That trainer at the gym had 10 second tits, man. Too bad she noticed me looking 5 seconds earlier.

by I h8 kleenex July 15, 2010